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Mars had long had a “bad reputation”, Joan Gate, initially due to the assassination of Julius Caesar. This is where many people get one of the few Latin phrases that they know: “Et Tu, brute?” Or almost, “You too, Protus?” This year, we also witnessed princesses with similar bad actors. Her media career for the princess, Megan Markle, has won another success with her lavish show in the home Netflix. Princess Disney Rachel Ziegler starred in a new edition “Snow White”.

You reach this bad reputation or to this bad reputation. The first entry In our month of madness:

1. The highway to hell: The road to hell is literally paved with good intentions. When the liberals hear the word Amazon, they think it is an important huge entity they want to destroy. No, I am not talking about the Jeff Bezos retail seller. I am talking about the South American forest, near the last climate change meeting location.

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To meet the estimated 50,000 of those present at the climate summit for this year, Brazil carved a highway eight miles across the forest so that they can drive to their destination, and perhaps in invasive SUVs. They called the road to the forest to Avenida Libeerdade or Avenue of Liberty. More evidence that the climate prefers to do good and that they are doing a good job.

2. Choose your fighter: Video game lovers played countless versions of individual combat games, such as “Street Fighter” and “Mortal Kombat”. In an attempt to improve their social media game, seven Democrats were included in a brief video montage entitled “Choose your fighter”. The video is distinguished by a prominent Tawfi appearing on the screen with Fists A-Flyin ‘. The text below each “letter” is definitely unforgettable – such as “balloons” and “not in hair dye.” Among the self-owners of New York Alexandria, Okasio-Customs (“” “” “” “” “” “” “Trekkie”), and the deputy in Texas Yasmine Crocate (“” Not a Person in the morning “).

ABC News, “One of the influencers in the field of food and wellness who attended the event of democratic creators in the House of Representatives” to create the worst video of 2025 – so far. The result was so embarrassing that the CNN anchor said Abe Philip, “it seems just an invitation to ridicule.” If you lose CNN, who is left?

3. Chito power: The world’s campaign to separate fools from criticism does not always include Vigas or the March of Bet. Sometimes, buying something is simple like Cheto. According to Associated Press, “A Cheeto in the shape of the beloved Pokémon Charizard was sold at an auction at a total cost of $ 87,840.” “Flamin ‘Hot Cheeto” was 3 inches, 60 auctions. Not like Cheto ownership gives the Charizard’s Fire attack or even its ability to fly. It is just a shit no meaning Many of the United States It is difficult to swallow.

4. Turtle time: Say turtles and I, and many Americans, start thinking about Leonardo, Bonnono, Raphael and Michelle Angelo. We do not usually think about a mental health council that helps the director of the health authority in Oregon. Unfortunately, this is 2025 and JD Holt is one of the “consumers” on the plate. The “JD Terrapin” has passed on Facebook, and this appears to be not dependent on the University of Maryland Vandum. “I am using them, they and the turtle for my consciences,” Holt announced during a virtual meeting on December 20.

Wiki includes the sexes, Wikipedia of both sexes, makeup, signals to “TURTLEGERER” or even the “adjacent turtle” as the equivalent of the sex of the turtle. I bet you were dying to know. These are Oregon, one of the least well -known stations along the yellow brick road. During a meeting on December 17, another member claimed that he was “Locke of the shooting.” Your tax dollars at work.

5. Talk about turtles: If you travel anywhere (not with your Charizard), you have passed the TSA search. This story may make us more sympathetic to TSA employees. A man from Pennsylvania tried to smuggle life, Five -inch turtle Through the security of the airport by hiding it in his pants. Now, the only turtles that I know are picking turtles, and certainly you should not put them in your pants.

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Here is the place where you may find a little sympathy for TSA. According to the AP, “the turtle was confiscated, and it is not clear whether the turtle is a leg or why he was in his pants.” Thomas Carter, TSA Federal Security Director for New Jersey, had to respond to the registry. Not terrorism, only turtles. “With the best we can say, turtles were not harmed by a man’s behavior.” If Elon Musk brings Doge to New Jersey, Carter will have to advertise Talk as one of his accomplishments for his week.

6. Press Martial Club: I seek to maintain the tabs The maximum left “journalists” He leads me to the Washington Post writer and former international opinions editor Karen Ata. It is ever active on social meetings, where I blame racism for most of anything, and even calling astrology to refer to the fall of the American Empire. But she responded to a sarcastic publication about “The Night of Fighting in the Faculty members”, with the unforgettable line, “I would like to do the media/press/writer the night of fighting!”

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She added, in her “LOL” post on this topic, instead of White House correspondent dinner (such)We only have courage for charity / support for mutual aid. “Now, this is entertainment. Think about it, the Lefty Cnn Media Brian Stelter defender against the former Sportscaster anchor who turned into a TV host, turned into what it is from Keith Olbermann. The bride,“ must fight, “for pain!”

Thank you, practiced six examples of bad actors and many people who help in achieving everything. Jet Banger said to a song, “A AN”, “AN” I will never care about “my bad reputation.” Perhaps it is time that some people in the media should start attention. Until they do, at least they can arm us.

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