Being a father at my age forces me to think about someone else

So, I’m back. It is true that I gave birth to a child. I’ve been out for a month and I have the chewed nipples to prove it. Eat your heart out, Mayor Pete. I think that makes me eligible to run Ministry of Transportation. Speaking of trans people…any man who thinks that wearing a dress with a wig makes you a woman, no way. I was there when that kid came out, and no man could do that. You’d better wear a diaper and pretend to be a baby or a boss. But there are few things worse than someone in the media having a baby. And not only do you have to imagine them having sex, but they act like they’re the first person to do it, like they just invented making babies.

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This is funny. Many new parents have only been telling you for years that having children is selfish. How dare you bring another mouth to feed the hungry billions? Then they have kids and suddenly their precious brat is the exception. They went from hating babies to having a baby they couldn’t wait to transform. It amazes me even more that some mothers can be so supportive of abortion. It’s like being biological Benedict Arnold. Because these mothers know that having children is the best thing they will ever do. Apart from ironing.

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But instead of enduring the vilification of their colleagues who deny the preservation of patriarchy, they cheer for women to abort the only thing that gives them meaning in life. Plus watch this show of course. So what is the male equivalent? Well, imagine the guy Winning the Bronze Star He says it’s not worth it. Sorry, that’s the only thing he’ll remember on his deathbed. Well, that and an orgy with the Facts of Life crew. Yes, Charlotte Rae really knew how to party. And yes, I compare motherhood to war because it is.

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Women go through a nine-month shift, and by the end, they’re so full of hormones and exhaustion, it makes PTSD look like athlete’s foot. For this reason, we must treat mothers as victorious heroes. But the message of most libs? You don’t have children. But if we do it, it is because our children will be better than your children. Because it’s in the mediaWe act as if everything we do is more important. But do you think my Uncle Frank, a plumber, should take a month off every time his wife fires someone? please. This man returned the plunger to his hand three minutes after cutting the umbilical cord. Thinking about it, I think he brought the plunger to birth, just in case.

So, I won’t brag. Seven billion people have gone through this. But if I was shocked by the presence of a naughty child in your 60s, imagine how I would feel. When my wife told me she was pregnant, my diaper was the first diaper she had to change. It’s not easy, but it’s not earth-shattering either. The lesson I learned is how much I learned. meaning, All my lifeI have mastered the art of being selfish, and it has helped me in my career. But a great career isn’t hard when it’s all about you. Although there are exceptions. But if you work with one mindset for ten years, you can master any profession except maybe porn, because in five years you’ve already grown up.

Ask Trace Gallagher. It may be a silver fox, but you’re done once the rug matches the curtains. So being a father at my age forces me to learn many things from you You learned in your twenties30s and 40s – you have to think about someone else. And for me, this is difficult. My whole house has changed. Now there’s someone else sleeping in the bed. But a wise person told me this – once you have a child, you cannot regret anything you did before that because changing the past would erase the possibility of having that child. This may be the reason why Alec Baldwin keeps having kids.

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It’s great. Suddenly I had no remorse after 60 years of bad behavior. So my message to you men and women. If you feel regret about your past, have a baby. Yes. Yes. It’s easy. Almost anyone can do it. In fact, children practically take care of themselves. Currently, I’m sitting in the car parked outside. Don’t worry. I rolled down the windows.